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In 1982 Universal Studios,
the movie company made famous with their classic horror
and science-fictions films like 1931's Frankenstein,
1931's Dracula and 1932's The Mummy, released
two big-budget science-fiction thrillers at practically
the same time. One was called E.T.:The Extra-Terrestrial
and featured a cute, wrinkly, pudgy little creature who
drank beer and ate candy. The other was called The
Thing, and it was a little darker.
The Thing was based
on a famous sci-fi story entitled "Who Goes There?" and
was first made into the 1951 Howard Hawks film The
Thing From Another World. Although considered something
of a mild classic, Hawks's film bore little resemblance
to the original tale, and Universal thought a more faithful
update was long overdue. Fresh from the successes of Halloween
and The Fog, director John Carpenter was brought
aboard the project after writer/director Tobe Hooper (The
Texas Chain Saw Massacre) delivered two unsatisfactory
drafts. Carpenter hired his buddy Kurt Russell for the
lead, hired 22-year-old special effects genius Rob Bottin
as the creature creator, and set to work on a film that,
even today, stands as one of the most shocking, grueling
cornerstones of special-effect thrillers ever made.
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The story is blunt and
simple, which fits Carpenter's muscular directing style
perfectly. It's 1982, and twelve men stationed at a remote
Antarctic base accidentally let loose an alien force that
had been frozen in the ice for over 100,000 years. The
alien has the ability to imitate any life form, and begins
as a dog, then takes to people. Soon, no one is to be
trusted. Who is really human and who is but an imitator?
When Hawks's film opened
in 1952, it had to slug it out with another competing
film, The Day the Earth Stood Still, which featured
a benevolent alien quite the opposite of Hawks's Frankensteinian
beast. Carpenter's The Thing had similar competition,
and most of it came from its own studio. Universal attempted
to promote Steven Spielberg's E.T., The Thing,
David Cronenberg's Videodrome, Jim Henson's The
Dark Crystal, and Paul Schrader's Cat People
all at the same time, and the majority of the spoils went
to E.T.
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Interestingly, the other
four films all became cult classics, finding their true
audience on home video. With its absolutely gut-wrenching
scenes, The Thing was an instant hit with FX fans
and gore hounds, but most audiences rejected it. This
wasn't a surprise, considering that much of Carpenter's
film would be all but un-releaseable today: intense, bloody
dissections of charred human and alien remains; dogs and
humans splitting open to reveal guts that had lives of
their own; and, worst of all, an ambivalent ending that
implies the freezing death of the two remaining characters.
Carpenter did, in fact,
shoot an alternate happy ending, but refused to use it
even after test audiences showed great distaste for the
film. "There's a somber kind of inevitability to the film,"
Carpenter said recently, and it's true: from the very
first sequence of a helicopter chasing an alien-infected
dog across a glacier, The Thing feels like the beginning
of the end; it feels like the apocalypse, but it is an
apocalypse brought on not by weapons but by something
more like a virus, eating us alive from the inside.
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Given a choice between
light and dark, audience will usually choose light. But
it is not difficult to make the case that The Thing
is superior to E.T. The Thing's view of technology
was that it was ineffectualnothing at the Arctic
camp works, nor would it be of any help against the alien
anyway. In E.T., technology is wondrousfrom
the toys that E.T. makes come alive, to his fairy-like
spaceship. Behind the scenes, the story was much the sameE.T.
relied more on new, computerized effects (especially in
the newly released "digitally enhanced version"), while
The Thing stubbornly relied on old-fashioned rubber
prostheses, squirting tubes of blood, and 10-gallon buckets
of gooey KY jelly used for all-purpose slime. While the
character of E.T. was, in some senses, yet another "guy
in a suit", the Thing broke that barrier, stretching and
pulling itself into shapes never before seen and into
combinations no one had ever really wanted to see (stomachs
with teeth, severed heads with legs, dogs with hundreds
of tongues).
E.T. possessed a
classic Ray Bradbury-style science-fiction sensibility,
taking pains to show that it is mankind whom repeatedly
try to destroy E.T. Things were slightly more convoluted
in The Thing. Again, mankind was the monster (this
time literally), but the fault was only ours in terms
of a genesis once the evil was born and unleashed,
it was all over for us. The Thing detailed the
rise and fall of mankind, and did it in only two days.
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It is not surprising that
both films have found a success that spans decades. Both
are the works of instinctive directors at the top of their
game, and each one is over-the-top in its own stubborn
way. Love them or hate them (most likely you'll like one
or the other), E.T. and The Thing were two
expertly crafted sides of the same science-fiction coin,
and their power to move us remains untouched. Do yourself
a favor: on the way home from seeing the E.T. re-release,
while you're still misty-eyed, wondering, "Why couldn't
E.T. stay with Elliot forever?" pull into the video store,
pick up a copy of John Carpenter's The Thing, and
receive a two-hour antidote. It'll hurt, but it'll be
good for you.
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