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What was once an embarrassment can occasionally become a source of pride, though perhaps still a distraction in most cases. Our author empathizes with the plight of the person whose body is the source of ridicule and admiration, depending on the day. A poem for those who have taken the sting out of sniveling insults through delicate humor and relaxed acceptance.
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