{"id":8200,"date":"2015-02-13T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gadflyonline.com\/home\/?p=8200"},"modified":"2015-02-20T10:12:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T15:12:20","slug":"24-wont-come-back-no-more-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gadflyonline.com\/home\/index.php\/24-wont-come-back-no-more-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"24 Won\u2019t Come Back No More (Parody)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"24\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Parody of Ray Charles\u2019s song, “Hit The Road Jack<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n

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(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

What you say?<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

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Woah Woman, oh Chloe, looks really so mean,<\/p>\n

Dark hair and make-up is not what you once seemed.<\/p>\n

And CTU is the same old corrupt story so<\/p>\n

Forget it, Jack, and pack your things and go. (That’s right)<\/p>\n

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(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

What you say?<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

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Now Jack, listen Jack, don’t shoot and blow things-a way<\/p>\n

\u2019Cause maybe the world will be safe one of these days.<\/p>\n

(Don’t care if you\u2019re not in the mood)<\/p>\n

(Don\u2019t say, \u201cDamn it,\u201d because we\u2019ll miss your ways bad and good.)<\/p>\n

Well, it\u2019s been fun to see you again, so<\/p>\n

Hello and good-bye because it\u2019s now time to go. (That’s right)<\/p>\n

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(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

What you say?<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)<\/p>\n

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

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Well<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

Jack, what you say?<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t have a quarter for the Phone Booth for you.<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t be Taking Lives.<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

Oh, now my Desert Saint, please.<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

What you tryin’ to do, Cowboy Up?<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

Oh, you will always be a Lost Boy to me.<\/p>\n

(24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

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Melissa R. Mendelson has been working for the State of New York for the last five years. \u00a0She is also a published short story author and poet. \u00a0Her poetry has been included in Names in a Jar: A Collection of Poetry by 100 American Poets (Amazon, 2007). \u00a0Her short story, Whispers in the Night, has been included in Espresso Fiction: A Collection of Flash Fiction for the Average Joe (Amazon, 2012).<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
\n(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)
\nWhat you say?
\n(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
\n(Hit the road Jack. 24 won\u2019t come back no more.)<\/p>\n

Woah Woman, oh Chloe, looks really so mean,
\nDark hair and make-up is not what you once seemed.<\/p>\n

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