{"id":9125,"date":"2015-05-04T09:00:05","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gadflyonline.com\/home\/?p=9125"},"modified":"2015-03-25T11:55:20","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T15:55:20","slug":"hanging-out-in-the-drive-thru-parody-of-trains-drive-by-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gadflyonline.com\/home\/index.php\/hanging-out-in-the-drive-thru-parody-of-trains-drive-by-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Hanging Out in the Drive Thru (Parody of Train\u2019s Drive By Song)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"drivethru\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Try listening to “Drive By<\/a>” while reading!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Fries on the side and a thick milkshake too
\nBurger King, McDonald\u2019s, Wendy\u2019s rule
\nI guess it\u2019s that they are all fast food
\nBut the weight gain cannot be true<\/p>\n

\u2018Cause I have an apple a day
\nTo keep the fat far away
\nBut I am ten pounds heavier today<\/p>\n

Oh but one more Big Mac
\nMaybe, a late night snack
\nI promise one more Dunkin\u2019s, and I\u2019ll be through
\nOh, I was trying to be good, ignoring that Taco Bell
\nBecause I really want this diet to work out too.
\nOh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

Just a dollar looking for another
\nBrown bags of fast food that I love
\nWhen the fries are so greasy
\nThey go down so easy
\nMmm love them when they\u2019re cheesy<\/p>\n

Oh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

On the side of twinkies, cinnamon buns, and those devil dogs too
\nI love the white, creamy filling that spits out at you
\nAnd I love the nachos, potato chips, and fritos
\nBut now the weight gain is back again
\nSo let\u2019s skip the hot fudge sundae
\nAnd scoop down to where the m&m\u2019s are no longer hiding at last<\/p>\n

Oh but one more Big Mac
\nMaybe, a late night snack
\nI promise one more Dunkin\u2019s, and I\u2019ll be through
\nOh, I was trying to be good, ignoring that Taco Bell
\nBecause I really want this diet to work out too.
\nOh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

Just a dollar looking for another
\nBrown bags of fast food that I love
\nWhen the fries are so greasy
\nThey go down so easy
\nMmm love them when they\u2019re cheesy<\/p>\n

Oh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

Please don\u2019t be mean
\nBecause I can already smell that steam
\nAnd my cravings are starting to scream
\nAnd my love is for fast, fast food<\/p>\n

So give me a little time to snack down like that St. Puft Marshmallow dude
\nFries on the side and a thick milkshake too
\nBurger King, McDonalds, Wendys rule
\nI guess it\u2019s that they are all fast food
\nBut the weight gain cannot be true
\n\u2018Cause<\/p>\n

Oh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

Just a dollar looking for another
\nBrown bags of fast food that I love
\nWhen the fries are so greasy
\nThey go down so easy
\nMmm love them when they\u2019re cheesy<\/p>\n

Oh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

Oh, I need you
\nI will always crave you
\nHanging out in the drive thru<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\n

Melissa R. Mendelson is a published author and poet with publications both online and in print. \u00a0She is also a New York State Employee. \u00a0She has three books out on Amazon and Amazon Kindle that range from Supernatural to Horror to Science-Fiction.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fries on the side and a thick milkshake too
\nBurger King, McDonald\u2019s, Wendy\u2019s rule
\nI guess it\u2019s that they are all fast food
\nBut the weight gain cannot be true <\/p>\n

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