The early, single digit hours summon the merchants to the screen.
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And then the control slips away.
Sleep comes with time.
The screen merchants keep flashing and speaking.
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The screen shuts off.
The merchants move on to another house.
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Taylor Ramage earned her B.A. in Creative Writing from Eastern University. She enjoys experimenting with different types of writing and is a bona fide nerd who believes that great stories can come in any form whether they’re films, cartoons, books, video games, or CDs. In addition to fiction and poetry, Taylor writes a variety of web articles and maintains a blog: http://taylorramage.wordpress.com. You may also follow her on Twitter @TaylorRamage and/or contact her at tr_ramage@hotmail.com.
