I just like imagining somebody choking to the tune of Jock Jams. Is there something wrong with that? If so, then this is a world in which I no longer want to exist in. If writing a story about this makes me insane, than I will choke you to death when I see you at the Insanity Olympics. Little Billy, as his parents lovingly called him, although he was rapidly approaching the age of 18, was in his room listening to music on his headphones. He listened with headphones for 2 important purposes: 1. His parents would nag him if the volume was too loud, and low volume music is not cool. 2. He was embarrassed by his favorite songs, which mostly consisted of Jock Jams. This fine evening he was munching on a bag of potato chips while listening to GET READY FOR THIS. One particular chip was a bit larger than average and it ended up getting lodged into the poor boy ‘s throat. He began choking. He tried screaming for help but could no longer talk. His heart immediately began racing at an accelerated pace at this jarring observation, knowing that this was an indication of an authentic choking.