Eye Want!, Care Again!!!, Wisdom Cooks, and 24-6
Do you know it’s in my nature to want, want people, places and things, not being fully satisfied but just…
Category: Fiction
Fat Faggots Offer Drugs for Sex Pt. 1
“What took you so goddamn long, boy?” Margene demanded. “I been calling your name since the commercial.” On the big-screen…
If Sam Axe Died and Unions: A Parody of Drowning Pool’s Song, “Bodies”
If Sam Axe died on USA's intense dramatic show, I would have cried for a character I always wanted to…
My Short Time as a Babysitter
I hate children. I think children are annoying little creatures who excel at getting adults into trouble. I used to…
A Collection of Dark Prose
Internally Godzilla is welcomed. I hope for something large and brooding to be fearful of. Instead my tongue swells with…
Here We Go Again (Another Tango Driver)
Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. I hope that things will be going my way. Not…
A World of Shit Pt. 2
The sitcom cut to a commercial and Garth picked up the pipe and a lighter. While we watched a procession…
A World of Shit Pt. 1
Garth hadn't dressed properly for the frigid weather. He wore only jeans and a loose sweater over a black T-shirt.…
Lies, a Parody of Sia’s “Chandelier”
Party Politicians love the hurt Don’t feel anything, they will never learn Money they push down, they push down I’m…
Fizz and April
"You're dating a slut," I giggled against warm lips, swaying disconnected in the dance. Mind in another world I sat…