Mickey’s Big Rumble
A gangland adventure utilizing the title of every movie I went to between the years 1999 and 2001, in roughly…
Category: Original Lit
Tenets Are One Thing, Class Requirements Quite the Other
The problems you are all creating from misunderstanding the few lessons you’ve learned about Daoism, have become so great that…
TV Blues, Zeitgest, and Life
Life is hard with twenty shows to watch. You can’t keep up when things get rough. Forever on your guard,…
Hanging Out in the Drive Thru (Parody of Train’s Drive By Song)
Fries on the side and a thick milkshake too Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s rule I guess it’s that they are…
Mickey’s Big Rumble
A gangland adventure utilizing the title of every movie I went to between the years 1999 and 2001 in roughly…
Carry On Winchester Sons (Parody of Kansas’s ‘Carry on Wayward Son’)
Carry on you Winchester sons There’s always work to be done Lay your blade against their head Won’t you fight…
My First Day Teaching
5:40. I get up. One of my housemates is already hogging the only bathroom. Cheap cigarette smoke blankets the air.…
Hire Steve
Steven Miller asked me to write this letter recommending him as a middle school English teacher, so here it is.…
Remains of Peace
All my dreams lie in the sky, and all the peace of mind around me explodes in the night as…
A Tale of Samarkand
"It's so dark, where am I?" came her words of distress Miriam wasn't supposed to be blind It was a…