Hanging Out in the Drive Thru (Parody of Train’s Drive By Song)
Fries on the side and a thick milkshake too Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s rule I guess it’s that they are…
Category: Poetry
Carry On Winchester Sons (Parody of Kansas’s ‘Carry on Wayward Son’)
Carry on you Winchester sons There’s always work to be done Lay your blade against their head Won’t you fight…
Remains of Peace
All my dreams lie in the sky, and all the peace of mind around me explodes in the night as…
A Tale of Samarkand
"It's so dark, where am I?" came her words of distress Miriam wasn't supposed to be blind It was a…
The Comfort in Being Sad
Doc, I muttered, It was better before I was on this shit Because Now I’m not pissed At the pseudo…
Vigilante, The Boxers, & My Favorite Character
Pardon me for attempting to be some kind of hero or otherwise savior figure. My mistake. Pardon the garish appearance…
Gone without a Trace
Can you see me? Do you know who I am? I am the ghost walking along these streets. My face…
An Unveiling
Cynthia, you should really try being yourself if you intend to succeed This projection of being an impeccable tease is…
Spirits Among Us
When I saw John Edward at the Westbury Theatre, I was not sold at all. If spirits walked around us,…
But I Pulled Out…, Valium, and Other Poems
It wasn’t love, exactly, but Valium, and I truly loved everything and shouted it to all the world: I love…