The Departure Artist by Ali Nazifpour
I watched her as she packed. She was constantly on the move; packing and unpacking was an art to her.…
Category: Original Lit
TV Blues and Other Poems
Life is hard with twenty shows to watch. You can’t keep up when things get rough. Forever on your guard,…
Mickey’s Big Rumble
A gangland adventure utilizing the title of every movie I went to between the years 1999 and 2001, in roughly…
Tenets Are One Thing, Class Requirements Quite the Other
The problems you are all creating from misunderstanding the few lessons you’ve learned about Daoism, have become so great that…
TV Blues, Zeitgest, and Life
Life is hard with twenty shows to watch. You can’t keep up when things get rough. Forever on your guard,…
Hanging Out in the Drive Thru (Parody of Train’s Drive By Song)
Fries on the side and a thick milkshake too Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s rule I guess it’s that they are…
Mickey’s Big Rumble
A gangland adventure utilizing the title of every movie I went to between the years 1999 and 2001 in roughly…
Carry On Winchester Sons (Parody of Kansas’s ‘Carry on Wayward Son’)
Carry on you Winchester sons There’s always work to be done Lay your blade against their head Won’t you fight…
My First Day Teaching
5:40. I get up. One of my housemates is already hogging the only bathroom. Cheap cigarette smoke blankets the air.…
Hire Steve
Steven Miller asked me to write this letter recommending him as a middle school English teacher, so here it is.…